It's Chuck Norris Thursday. Let's start the day with a Chuck Norris-ism, shall we?
"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits."
(Taken from http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com)
Okay, now that we got Chuck out of the way, let's get on to other serious topics at hand for today.
I am bored. And tired. My contacts are dry, and I can't think of anything funny to write about.
Here's some random facts:
*The house fly hums in the middle octave key of F.
*Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
*Hummingbirds are the only animals that can fly backwards.
*Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
*The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
*On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
*Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
*If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.
*Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
*Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
Now go and share this completely useless information with the world. XO
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ohh I love random facts!! always so fun!!
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris Thursday? I love it! I'll have to tell my husband so he can start following you too. He hearts Chuck Norris mucho.
ReplyDeleteI love the random facts!! I didnt not know so many people choked on ballpoint pens!! is it bad if i wish my boss were one of them?? What are the odds of that??
ReplyDeleteI don't know where to find useless information. Unless it comes from the public school system anyway. ;)
ReplyDeleteHey! Interesting facts there. The ballpoint-pen one was nice.
ReplyDeleteBtw, what happened to Lucifer the angel?
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him to hell. ;)
Cheers!
*Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
ReplyDeleteHaha I don't know why but I ALWAYS have to tell people that. Especially when they complain that their eyes currently look too big or too small... lol
*Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing
ReplyDeleteI told Josh that but he didn't believe me!!!