Quick question: How many entries have I had where it rained or was raining? I think I lost count.
It's raining. Again. For the eleventy billionth time this summer.
You know what though? For all my bitching, I actually like rain. I think it's pretty, especially when everything's all green and fresh-looking, like the city had been put through the wash cycle with Tide with Bleach. I just like it a little better when we've had nothing but sunshine and warmth for at least a week.
I'm bored. Earlier I came up with the awesome idea of inventing my own drink. I want to call it The Desperado (you have to say it like there's italics automatically)...It just sounds cool. I have no idea what liquor I'd actually put in it, but I think with a name like The Desperado, it should taste badass, with a slight hint of danger and loneliness. It'd be a drink that Dirty Harry would drink. It'd be something Chuck Norris would order after kicking some ass. It'd be the epitome of awesomeness.
It should have its own aftershave.
Short. Loud. Funny. Loves chocolate cake, macaroni and cheese, and tacos. Extremely liberal. Thinks outside of the box. Couldn't imagine a world without music. Single mom to a beautiful little boy. Tries a hand at writing novels that often go unfinished. Tries to be rational but is most often excessively irrational. Wants to go to Sydney and see a kangaroo. Loves to read, loves to imagine, loves to dream...
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Tuesday, July 21, 2009
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THE DESPERADO sounds like it needs whisky in it or maybe some super cheap and strong tequila, try a few shots of that and Im sure you will get inspired!!!
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Jessi
OOh, a drink with such a name can only be accompanied by badassness!
ReplyDeleteAs a Mexican, I must say, it sounds like something we would order by the cart. I suggest adding something like tequila or dos equis, just to appeal to the demographic :)
The Desperado, nice! Tequila sounds badass, but I personally would add some vodka(I don't think it's a girly liquor) and powdered black-pepper. Maybe a little soy-sauce as well.
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-The Village Idiot
I just stumbled upon your blog and I knew right away that I would like you! It may have been the picture of Chuck Norris. Though I think Chuck Norris is cool, my husband aspires to be him. We even put Chuck Norris in our wedding vows. I think we said something along the lines of "I will always remind you that you are as awesome as Chuck Norris."
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I love reading your blog and look forward to reading more!