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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Gravity Rides Everything

Quick question: How many entries have I had where it rained or was raining? I think I lost count.


It's raining. Again. For the eleventy billionth time this summer.

You know what though? For all my bitching, I actually like rain. I think it's pretty, especially when everything's all green and fresh-looking, like the city had been put through the wash cycle with Tide with Bleach. I just like it a little better when we've had nothing but sunshine and warmth for at least a week.


I'm bored. Earlier I came up with the awesome idea of inventing my own drink. I want to call it The Desperado (you have to say it like there's italics automatically)...It just sounds cool. I have no idea what liquor I'd actually put in it, but I think with a name like The Desperado, it should taste badass, with a slight hint of danger and loneliness. It'd be a drink that Dirty Harry would drink. It'd be something Chuck Norris would order after kicking some ass. It'd be the epitome of awesomeness.

It should have its own aftershave.

4 comments:

  1. THE DESPERADO sounds like it needs whisky in it or maybe some super cheap and strong tequila, try a few shots of that and Im sure you will get inspired!!!

    Happy bartending!
    Jessi

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  2. OOh, a drink with such a name can only be accompanied by badassness!

    As a Mexican, I must say, it sounds like something we would order by the cart. I suggest adding something like tequila or dos equis, just to appeal to the demographic :)

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  3. The Desperado, nice! Tequila sounds badass, but I personally would add some vodka(I don't think it's a girly liquor) and powdered black-pepper. Maybe a little soy-sauce as well.

    Cheers!
    -The Village Idiot

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  4. I just stumbled upon your blog and I knew right away that I would like you! It may have been the picture of Chuck Norris. Though I think Chuck Norris is cool, my husband aspires to be him. We even put Chuck Norris in our wedding vows. I think we said something along the lines of "I will always remind you that you are as awesome as Chuck Norris."

    Anyway...

    I love reading your blog and look forward to reading more!

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