I'm melting. No, not really. I'm in a nice, air-conditioned office at the moment, but I will most certainly be melting later this evening. My dad, crazy old man that he is, doesn't believe in AC. He thinks it saps electricity. That may be true enough, but it's our first 90 degree day ALL summer, and the humidity and heat index and whatever is making it feel as if it were 99 outside.Supercalifragilistic. My hair is preparing the rebellion now. Vive la revolution.
I can't stand it when the mercury climbs above 85 degrees. I get all sluggish and throw myself all dramatic across our couch, complaining that it is way too hot and I can't wait until winter. I think most Clevelanders do this, although the average Clevelander loathes our winters. A Cleveland winter is chock full of snow, wind, subzero-ish temperatures, snow, puffy coats that don't exactly cover your ass (I, however, own a L.L. Bean parka that covers my ass quite adequately--being warm doesn't mean being all cutesy and shit...you have to get a bit shapeless amd frumpy in order to stay nice and toasty), and snow. Talk to me from mid-November to late March, and I'm either threatening anarchy or moving to Hawaii, or both.
This type of weather calls for sand, surf, flip-flops, and a nice, big strawberry banana margarita. No salt, extra liquor. Yum.
But the beaches in Cleveland are questionable, I can't swim, and I'm broke til payday. So...I guess I can just put some flip-flops on and call it a day. Good enough.
So here's our muggy, 90 degree Sunday playlist. Enjoy.
"Summerboy", Lady Gaga, (The Fame)
"Call n' Return", Hellogoodbye, (Hellogoodbye--EP)
"I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked", Ida Maria, (Fortress 'round My Heart)
"I'm Ready", Jack's Mannequin, (Everything In Transit)
"Blame It (Feat. T-Pain)", Jamie Foxx, (Intuition)
"Gasolina", Daddy Yankee, (Barrio Fino)
"Sunday Best", Augustana, (All The Stars And Boulevards)
"Good Girls Go Bad (Feat. Leighton Meester)", Cobra Starship, (Hot Mess)
"It's Amazing", Jem, (Down to Earth)
"My Love (Feat. T.I.)", Justin Timberlake, (FutureSex/LoveSounds)
"What You Know", T.I., (King)
"I'm In Miami Bitch", LMAFO, (Party Rock)
"Make Her Say (Feat. Kanye West, Common, and Lady Gaga)", Kid Cudi, (Make Her Say--Single)
And, as a shoutout to my girl Tricia, "Whoomp! (There It Is)", Tag Team, (Whoomp! There It Is--Single)
